The Daily Telegraph has reported today a gay penguin couple in North East China, have been stealing straight couples eggs and replacing them with pebbles (don’t laugh…)

This appalling behaviour has lead to the couple having to be separated from the rest of the group until the hatching season is over, where I’m hoping they’ll be thinking about what they’ve done, and come to the decision they need to adopt via the proper route…

You can read the article in full on the Daily Telegraph website.

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The other half and I were walking through the park at the bottom of the road the other day. There were a group of children playing quite happily on the newly refurbished play equipment (which I have to admit I was more than a bit tempted by). Out of no where a toughish sounding young boy called out to a girl near us

“Your Mum is a lesbian”

Both me and the soon to be Mrs Me went a bit quiet. What was going to happen. Was this going to turn into a difficult situation where the girl ran home hating her gay Mum for making life difficult?

No.

This young girl, very self assured said

“What, you’ve only just noticed???”

And happily went on playing…

Just how it should be, don’t you agree!

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